(or Happy Fucking Birthday to me, the bitter version)
10. Yesterday it was 70 degrees out. Today, it’s snowing.
9. I have no lunch.
8. I have no car to use to go buy myself lunch.
7. I’ve crossed the line from early thirties to mid thirties.
6. My mom managed to work in a guilt trip and complaints about my father when she called to wish me happy birthday.
5. Everyone at work forgot my birthday. (edited to add: except for TZ, cause she’s awesome like that)
4. Everyone at work forgot my birthday because of huge organizational changes which I hate and which make me want to cry.
3. I have a headache and I’m exhausted.
2. While John’s mom’s surgery was a success, the recovery isn’t going so well. She will get better, but right now it is very stressful.
1. Did I mention it is snowing?
