I went to Target tonight after work – a trip which took about twice as long as it should have because I was so damn tired – at one point, I found myself standing in the aisle, peering around confusedly because I couldn’t remember what the hell I was going to get next. I’m working so much that I’m actually getting less intelligent. Hopefully that will only be a temporary condition.
Anyway, they’ve created this enormous candy section for Halloween. In September. And I started wondering, who the hell buys Halloween candy this early? How can you buy Halloween candy six weeks before Halloween and still have it on October 31st? If I bought some now, I’d be lucky to have it last until the end of the week.
