You know what a hungry, tired, PMS-having woman should not do? She should not go to the grocery store. I found myself wandering the store this evening in a disorganized fashion, randomly putting food in my cart, drifting from aisle to aisle, periodically having to double back. When I passed by the syrup and pancake mixes, the syrup smelled so good that I had to suppress the urge to grab a bottle and start doing shots of syrup.
Not that I would actually do it – I’m pretty sure shots of syrup would be would be disgusting in reality. I did buy four Krispy Kreme donuts though (two for me and two for John) and ginger ale, but considering the alternative, that doesn't sound so bad, does it?

that sounds like all my shopping trips in the grocery store, lol
You do not need to have PMS to do all that in a grocery store.
And a shot of maple syrup chased by a shot of iced vodka followed by a beer is really good.
It has happened to me...not once...not twice....but too many times to count