John and I saw Ocean's 13 recently, and I just want to assure all of my friends and family that if you ever need me to take part in a revenge caper, I'll be there. Particularly if Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Don Cheadle are involved.
I'm not 100% sure what I could contribute to the effort. Research probably. I'm pretty good at that, so you can imagine me visiting libraries and tracking stuff down on the Internet in the preparation montage. All while dressed in snappy outfits with hip and jazzy music playing the background.
And I'm positive I could play the ditzy blonde who distracts someone at a crucial moment. Seamus could help too. We'd work as a team, befuddling bad guys and striking blows against the man. We'd have to be dog burglars though, if it came down to a diamond heist or something. Seamus does have standards.
What role would you play if I had to assemble a crew for a job?
I'd totally be Brad Pitt - you know all sauve and smooth, or Bernie Mac all crazy like.
:)
After a lifetime in marketing, I could tell you exactly what's wrong with your plan and what's right with mine.