If you’re ever using a knife, and you think to yourself, “I should be using a smaller knife. This one is too big” you should do yourself a favor and switch knives. If you don’t listen to that little voice, you’ll feel like even more of a dumbass when you take a chunk out of your finger. And it will HURT, too. I love my knives, because they are good and they are sharp. That's very useful when chopping vegetables, but not so great when my clumsy finger gets in the way.
Oh well, at least I didn’t bleed on dinner.
