At 11:03 this morning, I had this conversation with a coworker: “Well, if we left right now, I bet we could find a bar somewhere that’s open.” “Yeah, or maybe a crack dealer,” he replied.
We might have been having a slightly stressful morning. My day eventually calmed down, but it sure got off to a crappy start. However, I keep looking for the positive. Positive fact #1 is that I have a four day weekend coming up, and not a minute too soon.
And now for the fun. They are having the equivalent of a Spirit Week at my office in July, with one goofy event planned for each Thursday. I was never one for Spirit crap in school – in fact, I’m not sure if we ever had a Spirit Week in school – but I do try to participate in this stuff at work. We all work really hard, and I support the people trying to bring some fun into our jobs. Anyway, while I’ll probably skip Red White and Blue Thursday, I am willing to go all out for Crazy Hat Thursday. I’ve started doing some research, and I’m leaning towards an animal themed hat, like the ones seen here. But which animal hat? The mooing cow? The shark? The gator? Or perhaps the flamingo? The penguin is out of stock, alas. Maybe I should go a completely different route. Please feel free to nominate your favorite crazy hat in the comments.

well it's maryland, so I'd say a crab hat is in order.
Since you live in MD, the crab hat would be cute. I also like the shark one a lot. Have fun!
by the way, I demand a photo of you in said hat.
A spirit week at work? Never heard of such a thing. Good luck!