Sometimes I’m an idiot

The day before Thanksgiving is traditionally a very busy one for the people at my company, and in anticipation of that, they ordered lunch in for us today. The vegetarian option was a veggie sandwich with way too much mayo on it for my tastes. Not that I’m complaining. It wasn’t all that long ago that they regularly forgot to include any vegetarian food. It’s just that I find mayo horrifying.

So instead I had a snack sized bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, a snack sized bag of Cheetos, and pickle and a Milano cookie for lunch. I’m sure you’ll be shocked – shocked! – to learn that my stomach was upset after that feast. I didn’t even eat like that when I was a teenager. I don’t know why I thought I could get away with it today.