• I have just realized that two of my favorite TV shows, Life on NBC and Lost on ABC are now scheduled against each other. The horror! Thank goodness for recording/downloading technology, because it is not fair to ask me to choose between Charlie Crews and Dani Reese and Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Hurley et al.
• I would like to state, for the record, that in IVF embryos are not implanted into the woman’s uterus. They are transferred. If the doctors could implant the embryos, IVF would have a 100% success rate. I really wish the people writing articles about this octuplet lady and her very irresponsible doctors would do some basic fucking research. The next time I read an article saying they implanted eight embryos, my head may very well explode.
• My workout streak continues, although I may have undercut the effectiveness of today’s workout due to eating a cupcake. This was not just any cupcake though. It was organic and gourmet and purchased at a fancy bakery for a work celebration. It was also totally delicious and completely worth the calories. I have no regrets.
• Speaking of the gym, they’ve just renovated the one I go to, and now all these new people are clogging up the place. They actually had to turn someone away from my weight lifting class tonight, because they were out of the weight bars. I do not care for this development. And! And! There are these annoying people who have this fancy aerobics class after our class who are complete fanatics. They show up for their class half an hour early and line up outside the classroom, glaring in at us. We’ve had actual showdowns with them storming into our class while we’re still cooling down or getting in our way as we try to put our equipment away. It got so bad that the gym powers that be moved their class start time back 15 minutes. Tonight they barged in anyway, even though their stupid class wasn’t starting for another 12 minutes. Their teacher wasn’t even there yet. Those freaks need to watch their backs is all I’m sayin’. It would be tragic if a weight fell on someone’s foot or something. You know, in the mad scramble to get everything put away quickly.
• Excellent customer service saves the day. I was responsible for ordering flowers for someone on my team. I ordered from ProFlowers and did not have the greatest experience, as the flowers arrived very late in the day. Not only that, but I got an email saying the flowers had been delivered when they had not yet arrived. So I sent them an email expressing my discontent, and they refunded the delivery charge and offered me free replacement flowers. I didn’t need the replacement flowers since they did eventually get delivered, but I was quite pleased with their decision to refund the shipping charge. And just like that, they’ve earned my repeat business. That’s the way to run a company.
• …yeah, that’s all I’ve got.